when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
The Speed of Consciousness
"Love calls — everywhere and always.
Are you coming?”
“When He Himself is the Light of your eye, a hundred worlds like ours appear. If this one looks bottomless and vast, remember: to Omnipotence it is less than an atom.”
"The mind is inconceivably more subtle and faster than even the speed of light. Physicists have told us that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. We can see light, but one does not see the mind due to the subtle nature of mind. This is something to ponder: How fast can the mind travel when it is collected and concentrated instead of being spread and dispersed in the external world? Now consider that consciousness is even more subtle than the mind and permeates it just as radio waves travel through physical objects. When collected, consciousness has the unimaginable speed. This is how (with the immense energy) the soul is capable of reaching God."
— Swami SantSevi Ji Maharaj
I just laughed so hard I got a headache
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
cliffhangers are so
dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
Just imagine the mass orgies we would put ourselves into
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”